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Its no surprise to me that Al Gore came out and endorsed Obama.I imagine it looks like treason to the average person, but I can just imagine the AIM convos that Al and Bill were havin on the low back when Hillary was still in the race:
slickwillie46: you there, nigga?
inconvenient truthiness: yeah, just wiping down this Oscar....what's good tho..
slickwillie46: you know, I still aint forgave yo punk ass for sellin me out during that Lewinsky shit....
inconvenient truthiness: I know, fam...my bad....they was gon try to take me down with you so i had to distance myself, its nothing personal....was the head worth it tho?
slickwillie46: who, monica? sheeeit.....that groundhog lookin heffa chugs it like no other....but that ain't why I'm hittin you up.
inconvenient truthiness: so what's good?
slickwillie46: i need you to come out and endorse Obamainconvenient
truthiness: Obama? Word?
slickwillie46: yeah, man....its lookin like Hillary might actually have a shot at winning this shit
inconvenient truthiness: but I thought that's what you wanted? i mean, you been standin next to her in the press and all...
slickwillie46: FAM. i been gettin my lecture circuit paper and fuckin hoes in peace for the past 7 years.....I don't need that spotlight again....I'm good where i'm at yo...
inconvenient truthiness: I feel you on that, my nig.....lol
slickwillie46: plus, the last time I was in the white house, they impeached me on a bullshit sex scandal.....you think I'm trynna go BACK to that motherfucker? and be FIRST HUSBAND? nigga, please.
inconvenient truthiness: LOLLerskatez!!!
inconvenient truthiness: so why even stand next to her in the first place? you was talkin kinda reckless about Obama on some Captain-Save-a Hill shit....and PLUS you went to sleep at the speech for Martin Luther the King.....
slickwillie46: fam....I gotta find a way to shake the Black voters off me and my legacy......they gon fuck around and put Hill in office off the strength of MY swag, so i gotta throw 'em off......you think anybody who was REALLY trynna win Black votes would go to sleep on Dr. The King?.....c'mon, fam....don't worry tho, I'm still good uptown....all my niggas on 155th and Amsterdam know what's really hood with me...
inconvenient truthiness: whatever, nigga. so you want me to endorse Obama?
slickwillie46: yeah, man....do me this solid and we good. i like Obama.....plus Michelle got a fat ole ass...did you SEE that shit, my nigga?
inconvenient truthiness: nigga DID I? I'd definitely tip her. get it....tip-her? Tip-per? LOLipopz!!!
slickwillie46: nigga you corny. just endorse Obama.
inconvenient truthiness: aiight wordup....I gotchu...
slickwillie46: chaauch! oh, and one mo thang playa...
inconvenient truthiness: wassup?
slickwillie46: i got this idea for a reality show i wanna put on Current TV called "Who Wants to Date Chelsea Clinton?"
inconvenient truthiness has signed off*curtain closes*
And here we are today. Welcome back to the party, Al.....its good to have ya.....
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