This is a new weekly edition of the blog where I will examine facts about certain aspects of culture, society, and life that may not be apparent to some without me bringing it to their attention.
This week's facts are about FASHION.
U ready?
....Let's do it.
FACT: If the sleeves of your Polo shirt do not cusp your upper biceps tightly, then it's probably not a Polo.
FACT: If your shirt size is M, L, XL, or higher, then that means that your shirt size is M, L, XL, or higher. No more. No LESS!
FACT: Really tight jeans does not make you fly, fellas. Just homo.
FACT: Really tight jeans does not make you phat, ladies. You are not all blessed with back.
FACT: Black folks, wearing Abercrombie, GAP, American Eagle, or any other traditionally "white" clothing lines does not make you look different. Instead, you look like a token.
FACT: Ripped jeans and screen tees from Hot Topic does not make you "punk", just dirty looking.
FACT: Jordan V's are the best shoes ever made.
FACT: Until the Jordan XI's came out.
FACT: Kobe Bryant was actually in the International Space Station when he came up for the design of his first shoe.
FACT: Chuck Norris doesnt by his outfits; he thinks them into existence.
FACT: Clothing lines tagged as "URBAN" or more than likely whack.
FACT: I like Blac Label, until every human being east of the Mississippi and north of the South Carolina bordr started wearing it.
FACT: Blac Label start as a D.C. urban wear company.
FACT: Von Dutch = Ed Hardy...don't get played.
FACT: Juicy Coutoure for Men is NOT HOMO!
FACT: You are not a fashion expert because you know who Yves St. Laurent (sp.) was.
FACT: You probably didn't even know who he was until you heard it in Kanye West's song or on the news when he died.
FACT: Bathing Ape and/or BBC items of clothing DO NOT cost less than 80 bucks. If you get for less at a random website it is fake.
FACT: Fake jordans and high fashion duffle bags are the new watermelon.
Thank you for joining me for this weeks FACTS. I'll be back next week with some new diggs.
This week's facts are about FASHION.
U ready?
....Let's do it.
FACT: If the sleeves of your Polo shirt do not cusp your upper biceps tightly, then it's probably not a Polo.
FACT: If your shirt size is M, L, XL, or higher, then that means that your shirt size is M, L, XL, or higher. No more. No LESS!
FACT: Really tight jeans does not make you fly, fellas. Just homo.
FACT: Really tight jeans does not make you phat, ladies. You are not all blessed with back.
FACT: Black folks, wearing Abercrombie, GAP, American Eagle, or any other traditionally "white" clothing lines does not make you look different. Instead, you look like a token.
FACT: Ripped jeans and screen tees from Hot Topic does not make you "punk", just dirty looking.
FACT: Jordan V's are the best shoes ever made.
FACT: Until the Jordan XI's came out.
FACT: Kobe Bryant was actually in the International Space Station when he came up for the design of his first shoe.
FACT: Chuck Norris doesnt by his outfits; he thinks them into existence.
FACT: Clothing lines tagged as "URBAN" or more than likely whack.
FACT: I like Blac Label, until every human being east of the Mississippi and north of the South Carolina bordr started wearing it.
FACT: Blac Label start as a D.C. urban wear company.
FACT: Von Dutch = Ed Hardy...don't get played.
FACT: Juicy Coutoure for Men is NOT HOMO!
FACT: You are not a fashion expert because you know who Yves St. Laurent (sp.) was.
FACT: You probably didn't even know who he was until you heard it in Kanye West's song or on the news when he died.
FACT: Bathing Ape and/or BBC items of clothing DO NOT cost less than 80 bucks. If you get for less at a random website it is fake.
FACT: Fake jordans and high fashion duffle bags are the new watermelon.
Thank you for joining me for this weeks FACTS. I'll be back next week with some new diggs.
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