Ha-ting on Beijing?

Take that CHINA!

That's what you get for making halphazard products and putting lead in our kids toys. And if you don't know what I'm talking about....TEAM USA DEMOLIShED China on the court today.

So...that made me think of all things that make China SUCK!
Here's a short list. and you're gonna need 2 know yah history for this one.

1. How would you feel if the white man used OPIUM to take your goods? [i'd rather that than just being kidnapped....]

2. Why they be beatin' up on Tibet...ain't errybody BUDDHIST!?!?!?!?

3. A whole chunk of the country left and made they own country....TAIWAN...and they make more stuff than you do.[and i know alotta dudes named taiwan]

4. Japan is cooler.

5. They best basketball player EVER is a mediocre center in the NBA. come on guys?

6. Anything that moves has the possibility of ending up on your dinner plate.

7. The chinese gov't thinks the hole Darfur thing is cool.

8. The air there isn't oxygen...it's more like a nuclear fog.

9. Matter of fact, i think it's the mist. Uber alien mosquitoes included.

10. The biggest city in the country wasnt even a part of china for like ever. Hong Kong.

Now china does have something that I think is cool....1000 year old eggs. I wouldnt eat one but they look cool.

Egh well...
Look out for D. Floyd's "Let it Flow"...produced by MUAH!!!

I'm Going Home Again (if I was Kanye)

Tommorrow, I venture off to Chicago.

This'll be a first for me and a good look considerin' how much I admire what's going on in the city as far as pop culture right now, and I think that the country's other metropolitan areas should PAY ATTENTION!

Except for the D.m.V...we know what we're doing, yah kno?

So anyway, here are some things I will be looking forward to

- Seeing that statue of Michael Jordan in front of the United Center

[Regardless of the fact that he is the best basketball player of all time, this dude has been immortalized in a mythological type statue, and he's black! go figure lol]

- Spending ridiculous amounts of money in trendy Chi-town boutiques

[NYC and LA hold the specialty fashion down, but Chi-town is right up there with'em I think, and I plan on spazzing]

- I was told there is a district or area in the city that is home to the HIPHOP SUBCULTURE that we have come to know as Cool Kidz, Kidz In the Hall, Kid Sister, modern Kanye West, Lupe and Lupesque artists

[I just noticed alotta those name had "kid" in it, and I say modern Kanye because if you hadn't noticed, Kanye was more Memphis Bleek than Pharell with fashion when he first came out]

- Diving face first into a REAL deep dish pizza [stop being nasty ladies]

Now that's a lot to do in about 2 & 1/2 days, but, I'm Deron damnit....

Let's get it.

I'll be updating frequently during the visit and will offer an AWESOME wrap-up upon my arrival in Tulsa.

"These dude be trippin' cause I'm Jordan they Pippen, mad I'm the Best Ever and they just my assistant."

- Deron